- *walks past people who are laughing*
- brain: they're laughing at u
- me: they're 20 feet away and I don't even know them
- brain: at U
- me: shit ur right
,,
And you have to understand, no one puts their child on a boat unless the water is safer than the land.
Warshan Shire (in relation to the two Syrian brothers; Aylan, 3 and Galip Kurdi, five who tragically lost their lives on the beached shores of the Mediterranean.)
(via sssunflowers)
- me: *enjoys self*
- brain: okay so that's great...but have you considered that maybe everyone finds you annoying and is glad when you're not there???
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
Wut?
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
(via ifimogen)
